Title: Squirrel Mafia
Author: Sharon C. Williams
Release Date: August
12, 2014
Publisher: Sharon C. Williams
Genre: Non-Fiction, Humor
Book Description:
Book Description:
Sharing is not an
option!
We tend to think of squirrels as cute furry creatures that
scamper around playing while looking for nuts. Yet I’ve a different outlook on
these rodents from Hades.
As an animal lover, one who’s owned by eight birds, I’ve had
the opportunity to observe a group of squirrels around my home here in the
suburbs for the past year. The experience I’ve gained gives a whole new meaning
to the words, ‘little darlings.’
I offer you a unique perspective of the furry friends
entangled within our everyday lives. Their antics and shenanigans have earned
them the name of the Squirrel Mafia. This book chronicles my ongoing battle
with these pesky little critters.
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Excerpt:
Chapter 1
Maine
Squirrels are
furry and adorable animals that come from Hell. They give us the illusion
they’re cuddly, and full of sugar and spice and all that is nice. Well, if you
want that kind of story you might want to put this one down.
Growing up in Northern
Maine, I honestly don’t recall seeing squirrels around me. My life
could have been preoccupied with things that mattered more, like being a kid
and spending time with family. Granted, the weather in Maine
is harsh during the winter months, which can last a good portion of the year.
Wildlife, though,
is plentiful in this region with moose, bear, and deer. Between the different
hunting seasons, one would think people would notice squirrels running around.
As numerous and hardy as they are, one would logically think that even a region
as cold as Maine would be full of
them.
Perhaps they
didn’t bother me back then. I still would have been under the misconception
that they were cute. Perhaps my memory is just lapsing, or I’m just in denial.
Yeah, that’s it, denial!
Lesson
learned—squirrels can make you forget.
About The Author:
Sharon is a native of New England, raised in Northern Maine. She lives in North Carolina with her husband and son. She is also owned by a flock of eight birds.
Sharon has a B.S. degree in Chemistry, but is currently disabled, so writing keeps her busy. She tends to lose all track of time. The world could be coming to an end, and she would be oblivious to it. When writing, she envisions the scenes in her head, and tries to imagine the reality of what is written down on paper. Different options, scenes, and problems are noted on the side in case she can use them later.
Sharon tends to write by long hand as the flow works better for her this way. Her bookshelf consists of works written by Stephen King, Agatha Christie, Bentley Little, and James Patterson. The best advice she has ever received about writing was to write about what you know. Her first thought was, “Yeah right,” but it really is that easy. A writer just needs to know a little tidbit to turn it into a short story, and soon enough, there’s a book.
Sharon loves to read, sketch, take pictures, walk, exercise, go to the movies, and listen to music. She is a budding bird watcher, and knits on the side. She is a huge sports fan of baseball, basketball, hockey, and football.
Two of her short stories were published in the anthology, Cassandra’s Roadhouse. Her children’s book, Jasper, Amazon Parrot: A Rainforest Adventure, has been published via Fountain Blue Publishing. Several of her short stories are also featured in the recently released anthology, Dragons In The Attic.
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